The world is weird, man. Weird and kinda beautiful.

wow, is this even real?


if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself


My God….*drools*

The Serenities

My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun



I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

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